It's not just for cheese anymore.

Bree also makes for fantastic TV viewing! I don't have cable, but for the joy that is Desperate Housewives I wrestle with my TV antennae. And for the season premiere, the wrestle was well worth it. Even in her period of mourning, Bree maintained proper phone etiquette and prepared baked goods for the new neighbours. "I'll take the tray. You take the gun." Does it get any better? As you can probably guess, Lady Van De Kamp is my favourite character on the show, and last night she was in fine form. All summer I was convinced that Rex's death had been staged by the police so they could end up pinning an attempted murder charge on her. Apparently not. Unless, that is, he is REALLY good at playing a corpse. The tie switching at the funeral was bloody fantastic not to mention the way she kept her monster-in-law in check.
Don't get me wrong, I know it takes all the women of Wisteria Lane to make the show work. But Bree, in my humble opinion, is the most colourful hydrangea on the block. From spanking Lynette's son and her own husband to making a gourmet meal from scratch, this woman can do it all.
Considering all the other guilty pleasures out there, I think a little piece of cheese every Sunday night is relatively harmless. Try it. Bree makes it herself.
After a summer of unanswered questions, the show has started this season with even more. Who is in that damn basement? Arrrgh! I bet it's Rex!